Fuck a Cheater

I don't believe Shoeless Joe Jackson actually took part in throwing the 1919 World Series. He hit .375 with the Series only HR and had zero errors in the left field while he had 2 assists. Just doesn't add up. Sorry Judge Landis but you suck. 

I believe that contrary to a Espn.com report with quotes from famed Black Sox Eddie Cicotte, the 1918 Cubs did NOT throw the World Series to the Red Sox. Cicotte claims he got the idea from a Cub on the 18' team. While that's cute...it doesn't take into account the greatest left handed pitcher in post season history....anyone? anyone? George Herman Ruth...we generally refer to him as the Babe. He shut out the Cubs his first 17 innings of the WS but it wasn't a case of players giving up and letting him do that. He had a streak of 12 scoreless innings of postseason play entering the 1918 WS. I refuse to believe that the Great Bambino was ever anything but great. Not to mention that my boy Hippo Vaughn threw 3 CGs for the Cubs and allowed a TOTAL of 3 runs for those 3 games. THAT is not pitching to lose. Im Jus Sayin. 

I believe that PED's have no place in sports and the punishment for such infractions should be capital. That's right. Marion Jones got caught cheating. She disgraced the freakin Olympics. Hello Ben Johnson. Female German and Chinese Swimmers. Cheating the hearts of millions of people throughout hundreds of countries deserves capital punishment. Televised like the Olympics. Types of punishment that should be voted on by the viewing public on a created website. Hanging, Firing Squad, or maybe a Grand Canyon Death fall. Televised on PPV with cameras at the top and bottom of the Canyon for full gore and horrifying facial expression. 

I believe that if Lance Armstrong is proved to have taken steroids then I will cross him off my American One Balled Hero List. Its pretty exclusive. LOL. 

I believe that in MY pastime there is NO forgiveness for cheating. Bonds, McGwire, Sosa, Ramirez, and ARod will NEVER get into the Hall. They are money grubbing disgraces to the sanctity that is my church. More than ever, Roger Maris, we salute your achievement. McGwire you fucking piece of shit! You hugged and consoled the Maris family. You brought his freakin bat to a pre-game press conference to show your cheatin steroid love. A complete disrespect to a REAL athlete. And this brings me to my point.....

Have we time warped into 1980's College Football where SMU style cheating is in. Random point of fact: Cheating in College Football was rampant in the 80's. Even a podunk program like Virginia Polytechnic Institute was on probation for the first two years of Frank Beamers illustrious tenure. 

Let's get it right. Cheating by Big Time Head Football Coaches is rampant. Its virus like. They think its okay to fuck with your heart. Starting in the early 90's with USC, which brings me to Pete Carroll. He is basically a piece of shit. He robbed college football of titles. His National Title winning 04' team beat VT 24-14. But if they don't have Reggie Bush then who knows. VT was a top 5 end of yr BCS team with that first game lost as they upset Miami for the ACC Title in the last game. If they beat a USC of eligible players then who knows? If I ever saw Carroll....he'd get a fuckin ass whooping!!! What makes Butch Davis better than him? He had multiple starters suspended last year. He has recruited dirty since he was at the U. This year, his star DE Quinton Coples is under NCAA suspicion. Coples is a projected top 5 NFL Draft pick next yr, assuming there is a draft. Does this surprise you about Davis? He is the shit I use a stick to scrape off the bottom of my shoe......

 And here we are with Tressel. The National Championship winning head coach of Ohio State. He had a 106-22 record in 10 yrs at OSU. Now he has multiple players selling rings and jerseys for money and tattoos. A former player from 06-10 who says a Columbus dealership basically gave star football players/recruits free cars. Not to mention basketball players who back up that car dealership story. Makes you wonder....how long was the cheatin going on? if the program is dirty, did it include the 02 Nat Title run like it did for USC and their 04' run? And as a college football fan, HOW FUCKIN PISSED ARE YOU? Cause I'm fuckin livid!!!! Teams like UNC, OSU, and USC have recruited and gotten some recruits that VT was interested in. I'm sure your school of interest may have had a chance at those same recruits. I am happy with some ACC titles...but does that lost recruit help the Hokies enough to push them towards a Nat Title? I don't know. But I do know this......FUCK A CHEATER!!!!!!!!

Im Jus Sayin