Tuesday, May 31, 2011
The Palin's Invade Arizona...Say it Aint So!!!!
Suddenly, a Republican state has become occupied by the leader of the Tea Party and the sympathy vote- wagon that she refers to as her son, Trigger. Do not be fooled Republicans. She is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
The pundits say she is in AZ because its more logistical than Alaska when the Iowa and New Hampshire votes get into full swing. Okay...maybe. But NO. Could've picked any state. The reason she picked AZ is because she believes she can be a bigger star in AZ cause it is THE MOST AWESOMELY Republican state there is. Gov Jan Brewer fights Obama on SB1070, the border, Affirmative Action, and basically everything the Washington Democrats try to do. Oh and there's Sen John McCain. In case ya forgot.
2012 Republican Convention Intros.....(Use your best Michael Buffer voice) Ex-Governor...Tea Party Star...Oprah Guest...and owner of the word "Repudiate"!!!!....Ladies and Gentleman...Your least favorite Republican and Mine....Sarrrrrraaaahhhhhh Payyyyyyy-lin!!!! The bands plays. Nobody cheers. That's such a good dream. But sadly enough, people will cheer. A butt load of dumb asses will cheer. People who think the Republican party is too liberal. Seriously? People who voted for Clinton cause he freakin played the sax on Arsenio. People who voted for Dubya cause he owned MLB's Texas Rangers. The very same idiots who confuse great tits for great ideas. I hate you "95%ers", cause you give us informed "5%ers" a bad name.
Now Ms Palin is going on a tour of the country on her luxury bus. And most of this will be concentrated on the cities of the East Coast, as that's where Republicans need to get votes. I pray for our country. I pray for the sanity of Republicans to remain true and to not sway into the Tea Party. She has a energy and true force that threatens good things from happening for us.
She is something else. How do I put this...she is the female praying mantis of the Republican kingdom. Her goal is to mate with the Republican Party. Decapitate it and produce a new more powerful Tea Party. Extremism is good for NOBODY. Republicans should not want her. The same that we don't want Obama. They are NO different because neither serves the greater good for the Republican Party or the country as a whole. She is Natasha Henstridge from Species. Mating and killing. Watch your back Republicans. There's an enemy in our mitts and it's not named Obama. If it comes down to Obama, being uncontested, and Sarah Palin, as the Republican Nominee, then I vote for myself. Ya heard me. If those two bastards are who we have, then I will start a local campaign that in its premise is no more foolish than Gary Coleman for California Governor. And definitely no more foolish than voting for Obama or Palin.
Im Jus Sayin