Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Palin's Invade Arizona...Say it Aint So!!!!

    This how it starts. You think hey, one voluptuous single mom from Wasilla, AK is just another hottie to the community of talent that is ASU. (What up Bristol...@AshbyIII. hit me up) But then...her fire breathing dragon of a mom moves to town with her "Watch for Slow kids at play" in tow. Dammit.
    Suddenly, a Republican state has become occupied by the leader of the Tea Party and the sympathy vote- wagon that she refers to as her son, Trigger. Do not be fooled Republicans. She is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
     The pundits say she is in AZ because its more logistical than Alaska when the Iowa and New Hampshire votes get into full swing. Okay...maybe. But NO. Could've picked any state. The reason she picked AZ is because she believes she can be a bigger star in AZ cause it is THE MOST AWESOMELY Republican state there is. Gov Jan Brewer fights Obama on SB1070, the border, Affirmative Action, and basically everything the Washington Democrats try to do. Oh and there's Sen John McCain. In case ya forgot.
     2012 Republican Convention Intros.....(Use your best Michael Buffer voice) Ex-Governor...Tea Party Star...Oprah Guest...and owner of the word "Repudiate"!!!!....Ladies and Gentleman...Your least favorite Republican and Mine....Sarrrrrraaaahhhhhh Payyyyyyy-lin!!!! The bands plays. Nobody cheers. That's such a good dream. But sadly enough,  people will cheer. A butt load of dumb asses will cheer. People who think the Republican party is too liberal. Seriously? People who voted for Clinton cause he freakin played the sax on Arsenio. People who voted for Dubya cause he owned MLB's Texas Rangers. The very same idiots who confuse great tits for great ideas. I hate you "95%ers", cause you give us informed "5%ers" a bad name.
     Now Ms Palin is going on a tour of the country on her luxury bus. And most of this will be concentrated on the cities of the East Coast, as that's where Republicans need to get votes. I pray for our country. I pray for the sanity of Republicans to remain true and to not sway into the Tea Party. She has a energy and true force that threatens good things from happening for us.
     She is something else. How do I put this...she is the female praying mantis of the Republican kingdom. Her goal is to mate with the Republican Party. Decapitate it and produce a new more powerful Tea Party. Extremism is good for NOBODY. Republicans should not want her. The same that we don't want Obama. They are NO different because neither serves the greater good for the Republican Party or the country as a whole. She is Natasha Henstridge from Species. Mating and killing. Watch your back Republicans. There's an enemy in our mitts and it's not named Obama. If it comes down to Obama, being uncontested, and Sarah Palin, as the Republican Nominee, then I vote for myself. Ya heard me. If those two bastards are who we have, then I will start a local campaign that in its premise is no more foolish than Gary Coleman for California Governor. And definitely no more foolish than voting for Obama or Palin.

Im Jus Sayin


  1. Ron Paul 2012

    Is she even running for president at this point? I have a hard time believing that she will win the Republican nomination, but if she does, I believe she will win the Presidency. There are so many angry republicans (ie: Ashby) that will vote for her because they hate Obama. I know you said you wouldn't vote for her, but I have to believe you are in the minority of Repubs in that regard. My uncles think she is an absolute joke. However, they are so far right that they can't even see the middle. They would vote for her in that situation. Ahhh....I love politics.

    My favorite quote from American history:

    "However political parties may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion."

    GEORGE WASHINGTON, Farewell Address, Sep. 17, 1796

  2. Love the quote btw. I know Palin winning the Nom. will have a ton of Republicans voting for her, that dont like her at all. I hold a lot of values in line with Republicans but not ALL. just cant bring myself to vote for someone who makes up words AND history (Paul Revere).

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